Friday, 11 November 2016

Extra-Ordinary

13th - 19th October 2016


I had read that a certain telephone company in Italy is known for ripping people off. I was wary, but clearly not wary enough. My contract tells me to pay a certain amount every month and they sent me a message today. 

IL TUA CREDITO DI - 1.66 euro, NON E' SUFFICIENTE. PER RICARICARE CHIAMA IL 42xx0 

Basically, my credit was insufficient even though I had paid the exact amount. This wouldn't necessarily be a problem because my phone was receiving calls and I could make calls but my internet was not working. After going to the store and asking them about my situation, I was informed that there were extra charges for using the internet and I was not made aware of this because it was given to me freely for the first month. They make life good and then they take it away, isn't that how any business works? And what do you know, just as soon as I paid the TABACCHI (the little shop where you can buys magazines etc.), I could use my internet fully. That was quite surprising but I guess they honestly just wanted my money. Sigh.

(-__-)

Tissue in the body and tissue for the nose. Same spelling, completely different meaning. This was baffling to my Italian friends. English has many funny irregularities.


VOI SIETE QUI (You are here)

As expected of Italy, where FIAT is like Mahindra (Indian company)

There was a party organised by the Welcome Office of the university for the international students. Since I had arrived late (classes were far away), I was quite intimidated by the sheer number of people in the great hall. There were a surprising number of countries being represented there. Among them I met, Germany, Hungary, France, Australia, Lithuania, Iran, USA, Bangladesh, Yemen, Sudan, Vietnam, Czech Republic, Poland, Moldova, Sweden, Russia, Pakistan, India, Malaysia, Nigeria, Ethiopia, Egypt, Morocco, Uganda, Zimbabwe, Eritrea, Chile, Peru, Ireland, Spain, Brasil, Philippines, Netherlands, Belgium, Mexico, Venezuela, and last but not least Italy (undercover agents).

Being an anime fan, I was really looking forward to meeting someone from Japan. But, what can I do, sometimes fate has other plans. Once the food had been scavenged by the students it was time to leave the great hall. It was while leaving that this rather odd incident took place. I happened to see an Asian-looking girl leaving from another exit. I immediately ran to her and said "Excuse me!". She turned and out of my mouth came "Where are you from?". In hindsight I cannot believe that I was so rude to her but what was even ruder was what followed. She replied with "I'm from Japan". I was dumbstruck, I could feel joy emanating from me and rising exponentially, my eyes widened and I greeted her in Japanese with "HAGIMEMASHITE, WATASHI NO NAMAE WA TINA DESU. ANATA NO NAMAE WA NANDESU KA?" (Nice to meet you, My name is Tina. What is your name?). She was surprised but answered me right away. I then asked her if she was coming to the event that was planned after this party. She replied in the affirmative. I should have taken my cue and left at that point since I would hopefully (fingers crossed) met her soon; instead, I dug my own grave. I asked her for her number like a little puppy. That could have gone either way but fate was kind to me and she gave me her number (I asked her to tell me her number in Japanese! That was a first for me!). I also told her that it was such a joy to meet someone from Japan. I think she felt elated? Nonetheless, we parted ways and I left for the next event without a care in the world.

(*__*)


Do you see anything out of place in this picture?

Did you see it yet?

Now? Chickens! on a playground! No idea why

Yes ladies and gentlemen, children are also called BIMBO here

Why did they make so many chimneys? Too much chimney work!

Latin: Doubt is the beginning of wisdom


Subway?

Think again!

Burrito!
Free burrito! There was a new restaurant opening in an unfamiliar part of town and they had advertised free food for all who came. We ventured in quite late (after class) to find a huge bustle within the restaurant. We had thought that it was over and were content to just sit and have all the free nachos and salsa (I'm kidding, I would have loved that meal too!). But, since we came all this way (2 bus rides) we had to at least ask (everyone was Italian and this side of town was not known to have many students as residents). We were surprised when we found out that the event was still on and we got our free burrito!


Everyone loves minions and Frozen!

The fog is here and it looms around us

He didn't want me to go. An actual puppy face

A physical manifestation of the students' clouds over their head?

As expected of Italy (1 EUR coin)

Bagpipes are quite rare

(^__^)

I went to discover a new path nearby. I was surprised to find this treasure so close to me.


There was some light

Then there was more light

The path to Neverland

Ever seen 4 branches simultaneously emerging?

So much path!

Like a fairytale...

I reached a plateau on top, I see my house!

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead, his eyes are closed - Einstein

I wonder if this is how Kings and Queens feel sitting on their high thrones?

The perfect romantic spot

I guess that this place was made to be a park

I was scared to move through the high grass because of snakes. But then I remembered that snakes here aren't exactly poisonous

A storage area? I was wary thinking that someone was watching me from inside

I went to investigate nonetheless, too bad that I couldn't go inside

Back to the path (after contemplating my life)

I came from down there

I was casually walking down when my foot hit a rock and I kicked it unknowingly to the side. This act led to some movement. A creature ran fast across my path. It was the colour that stood out. It was black and yellow. I had heard that brightly coloured animals are usually poisonous so I kept my guard up (right after I took a photo). In hindsight (after using Google), I realised that I had a close brush with death. These fire salamanders can be fatal depending on where they are touched. But, I am alive!

Salamandra salamandra

I apologised to the forest for the disturbance and was grateful for being left alive

Snow on the mountain overnight (Winter is coming.)

(^__^)

Feels like home (popular car back home )

Mozzarella CRUDO (with uncooked meat) It was surprisingly delicious 

That's how the road are 'sweeped'

This truck was backing into the steep path (as expected of Italian drivers)

Load unloaded and heading up the hill (this was in the back of the red truck)

I feel like Snow White when they are so close

Welcome, Fall

I'm on a living movie set

When you realise that Winx club is an Italian production

In preparation for the Venice festival?

I found Naruto (Japanese comic)! albeit in Italian

[Thank you for reading! Feel free to leave any comments or feedback. I will be posting every third day for a while now. So I'll see you lot on the 14th! Have a great weekend! A DOPO (See you later)]

Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Flora & Fauna

9th - 12th October 2016


The Italians say "PRONTO" when they answer the phone. Just like we say 'Hello', 'Hallo' (German) or 'Moshi moshi' (Japanese).

I find it quite funny that Italians are surprised when they learn that I want to study Italian. Most of them are learning Spanish, French or Chinese. They feel that Italian has no use, because it is only spoken in Italy (I think?). I find no ground in that statement because there come times in one's life when you must grab life 'by the reins' and just live. And I don't see how learning Italian can impede me.

(^__^)

I was delayed and I reached the bus stop about two minutes late. I saw some kids there but I know that they have a different bus. I saw one lady and asked her by pointing to the bus schedule if the bus had come yet. She said "This moment" (in English). I misunderstood her and thought that she had said that it just left at this moment and started walking down the hill when I saw my bus coming. She smiled at me when she saw me and we got into the bus together. I really wish I knew how to say 07:41 in Italian (that would have made my life easier), the big numbers are a bit difficult for me right now.

It snowed over the weekend somewhere on the top hills. I couldn't see it today because of the clouds.

My classmate was nice enough to note down some basic Italian grammar ('I am going' in first, second, third person etc.). I then asked him about the past forms and he told me that I'd lose my mind at this stage. I guess the rumours are true about the Italian past!

The order in which Italians are knowledgeable about English:-

1. Reading
2. Listening
3. Writing
4. Speaking

I feel that this is true with any language that you learn in school. I have a similar problem with my native language, Hindi; since English is my first language.

On an off note, I finally met an Italian who ate rice, he said that he was tired of pasta, I guess that's like calling a shark a vegetarian in my opinion (like in Shark Tale). But everyone is unique after all.

(^__^)

Borgo Valsugana is a small town where one of my classmate resides, he said that it has a pretty "PORTICO". HE had no idea how to translate that into Italian so I Googled it but I found the English porticoes. His portico looked better, there was water. I would like to visit that place someday soon.

There was a lady in front of me who was old and her laces were coming undone so I said "MI SCUZI SIGNORA" (Excuse me, lady) just as she sat down on a bench. She turned to me and I pointed to her shoes. She thankfully understood, i wonder if she thought that I would tie her laces, I was unsure if that was appropriate since I was a stranger. I will learn how to ask this simple fact the next time this problem arises.

I got on a bus thinking that it was going home but I was wrong when I realized that it turned around at the next bus stop. When I pressed the buzzer, the driver said something in a loud voice. I was travelling with a friend and apart from us, the long bus was empty so I was sure that he was talking to us. Fortunately or unfortunately, we could not understand him and simply waited until we could get off the bus; but I am quite sure that he was cursing us.

(-__-)

I saw a woman riding a bicycle in high heels (at least 2 inches!). I thought to myself 'As expected of Italy'.

EASTPAK is a company that produces backpacks in Italy. I know this because most of the Italian students I see are sporting this brand. What is interesting is that it is very rare that I find two people with the same design on their backpack. I cannot wait to get in on this branded train of thought! (strictly only for backpacks).

The church bells have meaning in Italy. They strike at certain timings, at the hour, quarter past, half past and quarter to. These bells ring differently sometimes and I feel that it is related to the church itself (the start of a service maybe?). But, hearing the bells resound this evening at 6PM was quite an enjoyable experience.

I heard an English song in an Italian supermarket today! To be honest, I don't think I noticed until now (because I had just been preoccupied shopping I suppose). They were playing 'Stereo' by Gym Class Heroes. I guess the Italians like English songs as well.

(^__^)

Zero degrees in the morning and eighteen degrees in the afternoon will guarantee that you spend time hauling your big at jacket through the day and wishing that you could stuff it far away, but then you need it when the light of the sun has just started to fade and you love the warmth of your big fat burden.

The bus driver slows down as he is reaching a bus stop even if no one has pressed the buzzer. This is quite a great thing that they do because sometimes, you want to press the buzzer but you are preoccupied with other things and forget to do so until you feels the bus slowing down.

Have you ever heard of a bus backing into a bus stop? It happens here, and it was not because the driver sped past the bus stop (that would be taboo right?). A school bus stopped right behind the public transport bus and was to leave sooner than the latter. The lane only allowed one bus at a time so the public transport bus went forward to let the school bus go first, and then backed up into the public transport bus stop (this was at the stop where the driver waits for 6 minutes or so, so he couldn't leave before time).

There are many different types of coffee here! I had no idea what to order when I finally went to a cafe here. I have been told that the Italians look down on people who ask for a cappuccino after noon. So, we asked our Italian friend to deal the blow to the waiter instead of us 'foreigners'. To our satisfaction, the prejudice had not reached or had been toned down over here (I wonder what it is like elsewhere in Italy).

There are two types of days in a week, weekdays (FERIALE) and weekends (FESTIVO). This is a major differentiating factor when you need to catch a bus since the bus will be less frequent on a weekend. One major problem was not knowing whether saturday was counted as FERIALE or FESTIVO. FESTIVO also means days that are holidays like Christmas for example. To my joy, saturday is considered FERIALE and thus the buses are more frequent.

(^__^)

I went walking up to the path I went last time (remember the scary presence?). I brushed it all aside and went forth! Many pictures this time!

The path diverges, I take the road more traveled since I don't want to get arrested

The thorns pierced through my favorite socks

I look back to see how far I have come (not that I can really tell) I just wanted a selfie in the mirror actually

In my dreams, I tread down this path

But actually I go this way (safer)

It was at this point that I heard footsteps, not behind me (thankfully) but ahead of me. I exercised all caution as I listened intently, there seemed to be two men coming towards me at a walking pace. They seemed to be having a pleasant conversation (maybe they weren't murderers?). I saw a glimpse of them and pretended to be panting so that I didn't have to talk to them or look them in the eye. They surprised me when they said "CIAO" (Hello), I reciprocated the greeting and walked ahead to find more people who greeted me with "BUONA SERATA" (Have a good evening). This was a stark contrast to the formal greeting "BUONA SERA" (Good evening). Maybe this is the culture of the mountains?

I always feel like I'm in my zone when I'm walking in nature, and when there is sudden intrusion I tend to either run away (they would have heard me and that would defeat the purpose of me coming out here anyway) or hide (there was no really safe place to hide; scary presence). I also felt like I was infringing on their land (the Italians I mean, not the actual land I was currently walking on) and so they might have some ill will towards me (as a foreigner).

Thankfully, my fears were ungrounded. Considering that I had thought about how people are scarce in the mountains and so far away from the city, anything could happen. Yes, I thought that if a serial killer lived here, I could become their prey easily...

Do you see the pretty yellow flowers in between the boundary of trees?

Berries! (I did not want to try my luck since I wasn't dying yet)

The road to anywhere

There is a bus stop in these parts of town (the blue sign)

The view from where I was

I took the road which went up

A car could attack anytime!

I actually understood! (Danger Work Forestry => Danger Forestry Work)

This is the path that I tread on

Maybe this helps to shield from avalanches or landslides?

The winding path leads to ?

A campsite! (GRUPPO DI POVO - Group of Povo)
A jewel on the forest floor



The camp is well equipped for the winter

The path diverges and I take the higher one

Pinecone
Around this time I realised that I had become quite perceptive to any noise that I happened to hear. I heard some leaves rustling and was immediately on guard (I have no idea what lies in this forest). Thankfully, the noise went away from my location and I calmed down. It is within nature when we throw away our perceived safety nets, that we truly find ourselves.

I walked upwards and saw a little path in the side with an interesting plant (perhaps) and just as I laid my feet in that direction I heard and saw something. It was a deer. (about 3 meters away from me) I apologised to the forest and the deer for disturbing it and went back to the main path. It was then that I realised that the deer was probably in the vicinity for a long time and only when I ventured towards it, it bolted. How much closer to nature can I get?

A marking. A warning?

More markings. Maybe an identification?

The 87th tree in line?

This path went up along a river bed

I'm covered

Green beauties emerging from the river bed imply that the water/snow has not visited in a while

Shroom! Anyone hungry?

I'm sorry dear forest, I killed it, with my feet. You caught me red-feeted

This just keeps getting more and more complex

It is not the same picture (this one was right before I was surprised by a car actually)

Evidence to find on a map

I love flowers!

I really wish I knew flower names...(Dogflower?)

So, the path I took before gets very significantly icy

And the water/ice flows down from here

Even a reed is beautiful

Basically it says not to eat or take away the fruits and vegetables that grow here

Anyone can guess this right? VIETATO means forbidden

That was a rather big coffin for about 4 people? Serial killer's house?

Quaint. I want!
Berries on the go, berries on the come :P
This mirror helped the residents to see in the narrow street (accident preventive measure)

More flora!

This is ominous. It means 'to transgress' (think what you may about what happened here)
Thus, my walk in freedom ended. I shall try this again next time, maybe to Cimirlo?

(^__^)


Another blessed canine friend!

The grass is always greener on the other side ;)

[That's all for today folks! I know that it's quite long but accept this as compensation for missing about a week of posts. Thank you for reading. I'll be posting next on the 11th and every three days after that. A DOPO! (See you later!)]